Almost New Diary

Item · 1 gp · Weight 0

The diary contains only one entry, on the very first page. "Life is shit! While my brethren (although what kind of brothers are they really?) are having a great time up on the surface, I'm stuck down here with Hosilla the nightmare and the mongrel scum. To top it all off, a pipe's sprung a leak, an elemental is smashing up the kitchen, and that bitch Hosilla is sending off everyone she can find to try to kill the thing. All I can do is hide around corners, under beds, and in cupboards. I don't want to die! This isn't how I pictured it, serving Baphomet... This isn't how I pictured it at all..."