Largely Destroyed Letter

Item · 1 gp · Weight 0

A wad of crumpled pieces of paper with visible bite marks and traces of saliva. The writing is blurred and indistinct, most of the words are completely illegible, but some fragments are still intact. "Carefully pack up all the relics and valuable magic items and hand them over to the same courier that brought you my potions. Later, I may carve out some time away from my scientific research to sift through the detritus you managed to steal from the crusaders. I might as well not bother, since your finds will almost certainly be of no use to me (unless I find myself in dire need of a paperweight); still, this mission keeps you occupied and gives me an invaluable opportunity to work without you sticking your nose into my experiments. I once again remind you that..." The rest of the text is illegible. Only a few more sentences can be read toward the end. "The punishment will be painful, brutal, and utterly inhumane. Remember this. Good luck with conquering whatever you are conquering out there. Xanthir Vang"