Unexpected Resolution

Weapon · 99000 gp · Weight 0

Whenever this +5 shortsword lands a hit on an enemy, one of the following effects randomly happen: it deals additional 6d6 slashing damage to that enemy, it deals 1d4 damage to one of the enemy's ability scores, it heals the enemy for 3d4 hit points, it deals 3d4 damage to the wielder, or the enemy suffers –3 penalty to attack and damage rolls for 1d6 rounds.